Heterosexual Adoption

[mijopo]

I've been doing some research on the heteroxual adoption debate and while I like to consider myself an open-minded person, I am forced to the conclusion that for the sake of the children and with an eye to society's best interests we cannot allow heterosexual couples to adopt.   In bullet form, here are my main reasons:

1) All the research we do and

Comments

[the_rukh]

Win.

[the_rukh]

And by win, I mean excellent post. People should take note of how a parody post should be done.

[mijopo]

Thanks.

[fizzyland]

*Golf clap*

It's all true!

[squidb0i]

I was the child of heterosexual parents, and just look how I turned out!
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Re: It's all true!

[dwer]

it's true. As the child of heterosexual parents, I have indulged in tobacco, alcohol, illegal drugs, promiscuous activity, and worst of all, I voted for Dennis Kucinich in 2008.

Re: It's all true!

[squidb0i]

*the horror*

Re: It's all true!

[dwer]

clearly, not only should we be denying heterosexuals the right to adopt, we should be looking into taking their existing children away from them, and depositing them in good, gay-only households in New York City, Seattle, or San Fransisco.

Or, you know. Kansas.

[sgiffy]

Not to mention that the bible clearly shows that polygamy is the ideal family relationship.

[dwer]

especially when one wife is also a slave. Like a real slave.

[sgiffy]

Why stop at one? So long as they have not known a man you can round em up and have your way!

[dwer]

slave wives for everyone!*

*This may or may not be a quote of the GOP platform in North Dakota.

[policraticus]

That seems like a modest proposal.

[policraticus]

They really aren't too swift.