The ultimate solution to all parents' worries

[luzribeiro]

"Ma'am, I think I saw a strange armed man coming through the schoolyard."
"You know what to do, my little ones. Shoot'em! Shoot'em now, kids!"
"Aw hell yeah!!!"

US schools weigh bulletproof uniforms: 'It's no different than a seatbelt in a car'
As gun control legislation grinds to halt in Washington, parents and teachers are taking matters into

Comments

[hardblue]

I guess the NRA would call this progress, though it does feel more like devolution.

[yes_justice]

Before the age of 12, I had already stolen and discharged several weapons by the time any adult ever bothered to teach me anything.

I used to be fond of getting bullets, taping a rock on the pin, and throw it in the air and wait for the bang. I did this on the school ground during recess in third grade. Good thing that it didn't hit anybody, eh?

But hey, why not just flood our population with lethal weapons and see what happens? To advocate for anything less would be treason.

[rimpala]

I have an idea, why don't we line up all the gun nuts, have them face each other, arm them with their favorite military grade weapons, and let them have at it. It'll be fun.

[luzribeiro]

LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!

[yes_justice]

We're already kinda doing that...

[op_tech_glitch]

'Cause there's no way this is about somebody's profits being placed over human life, no sirree.

[sandwichwarrior]

[luzribeiro]

Rahm Emanuel: the new idol for conservatives!

[sandwichwarrior]

In what universe?

[ddstory]

I should've named my mandatory rifle that I hold in my wardrobe "Freiheit".

[luzribeiro]

Sounds like a name for a carrier ship!

[johnny9fingers]

As long as the school-shooting-nutters don't aim for headshots...