Best tweets I've seen so far: "Admiral Mullen did in fact say the debt is our biggest national security threat. Also a fact: that's dumb and not at all true."
"Romney's business experience doesn't apply to running the country because you can't lay off citizens to control costs."
"Romney, GO TO THE COUNTRY OF YOUR CHOICE & ask how they view the U.S. vs 4 years ago."
"Admiral Mullen did in fact say the debt is our biggest national security threat. Also a fact: that's dumb and not at all true."
"Romney's business experience doesn't apply to running the country because you can't lay off citizens to control costs."
"Romney, GO TO THE COUNTRY OF YOUR CHOICE & ask how they view the U.S. vs 4 years ago."
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"So Romney agrees with everything Obama has done, but it needs to be faster, harder and (apparently) sweatier."
"We have less mustard gas in our military than any time since WWI. #debate"
""Do I have to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube?" -Mitt Romney #debates"
"It's pretty lame when Obama wears his own Apology Tour tshirt during his Apology Tour meetings."
"Good thing Joe Biden's not on camera tonight. I bet that motherfucker's smile is as big as all outdoors. #debates"
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""What if ... Spider-Man *HAD* joined the Fantastic Four, Mr. Governor?" "Let's not go into hypotheticals.."
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"Things are bad, but it's totally not Obama's fault. Everything he's doing is fine. I agree with it all. Vote for me, maybe?"
":Mitt apparently had no binders on foreign policy"
"half the people in Boca Raton are playing canasta, the other half are playing Mah Joong. Most will be dead by morning. #debates"
":I'm terrified that if re-elected/elected Obama/Romney won't/will do what he promises."
"Romney: "China is soft...feminine. She needs to gaze up at us, in our arms, and wonder, 'how strong is he?'" #debate"
"Nation-builders: start with Detroit, New Orleans, Cleveland, Joplin MO and Gary IN...."
""I've watched year after year as companies are shut down. In fact, I've had a front row seat!" - Mitt Romney"
"Romney - "When i'm president, this country is going to be VERY strong" - but will it be very VERY strong? #debate #schmebate"
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"remember when he told the story about the valves? #goodtimes"
""Chinese Valves" was my nickname in high school."
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"Romney will call China a currency manipulator. China will laugh and sell him another flag pin.
"RT @RickSantorum Romney for President. // There you have it folks. Shocking endorsement from Santorum wins campaign for Romney."
"Romney loves teachers, just like Ike Turner loved Tina. #mockthevote"
"Teachers, Big Bird, lamp... Romney always hurts the ones he loves."
"My favorite thing about this election cycle is how everyone agrees that George Bush and Dick Cheney were shit. Yep, no argument, they sucked"
"Can Mitt Romney go back to being Ronald Reagan at the wax museum now?"
"Tonight's winner: aircraft carriers. Tonight's loser: horses."
"Obama KILLED Romney, KILLED."
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"Every time Romney says "step one," I can't help but think "cut a hole in the box." #debate2012"
"They're both really good at patting each others' arm and laughing but Romney was more pat pat laugh pat and Obama was all laugh pat pat pat."
"James Carville: Someone gave Mitt Romney the same drug the president took before the first debate."
""Tagg Romney wards off Muslim would be assassin" - FoxNews"
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Well you can, but... I'd imagine you'd get tried for war crimes...
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