*finishes setting up something~* There.

If I could speak with Gailardia, the female version?

((Yeah. Idiot finally proposed. He and Gai are going to be getting it on. Don't read if for whatever reason you can't read about engaged people getting it on))

Is everything coming along well?

I am searching for a craftsman, able to make rings.

... looks like I missed cleaning while I slept.

*have Luke locked in a room, destroying everything in it. If you have the key, you're welcome to get stuff thrown at you*

Apparently that is irony.

((HOKAY. Angry!sex is angry, so um... tread very carefully))

... *sighs* At least this way we'll know which idiot I'm talking about...

Oh insane one, master of the kitchen, if I may take you from your cooking for a moment?

...

I believe...

The bottle is empty.

What do people know about this... Asha?

*Dear walking ball of Lorelai power...

WE'RE GOING TO NEED YOU HERE STAT.

So come find the bloody and dying Luke. PLEAAAAASE. He's concentrating really hard, trying to call to Lorelai*