Looking For Flatmate

[geniusrita]

[A notice has been pinned to the central noticeboard of the town in neat, rigid handwriting.]

Looking for Flatmate

Single room. Utilities included.

- No smokers.
- No dogs.
- No idiots.
- No children.
- No cosplayers.
- No Raven.

3,000 Gald per month (bills excluded).
Must be clean, tidy, quiet, non-stupid.

See Rita Mordio if interested.
Time-wasters will be

Comments

[sfujibayashi]

[Sheena snags one of the slips from the paper and pockets it.

Hey, can't hurt to look, and she doesn't want to sleep on any more living room floors.]

[sfujibayashi]

Look, I was born with the ability to summon. I'm not sure why you need to know any more details.

[geniusrita]

Put it this way, if you have some kind of earth-shattering inner power that would threaten to destabilise the very fabric of reality, I'd like to know about it before I borrow your hairbrush.

[sfujibayashi]

[slightly annoyed]

No. I do hand-to-hand combat, mostly fight with seals, and sometimes if I try very hard I can temporarily summon guardians I've made pacts with.

I'm the 'save the fabric of reality' type, not the 'destroy it.'

[A pause, and then, blandly:]

I'm guessing you're Rita?

[geniusrita]

Of course I am. Who else would I be?

[sfujibayashi]

[I don't know, some sort of annoying girl-demon?]

Dunno. I don't know a lot of people here.

[geniusrita]

Urgh, this world is unbearable.

Rita Mordio, genius mage.