Looking For Flatmate

[geniusrita]

[A notice has been pinned to the central noticeboard of the town in neat, rigid handwriting.]

Looking for Flatmate

Single room. Utilities included.

- No smokers.
- No dogs.
- No idiots.
- No children.
- No cosplayers.
- No Raven.

3,000 Gald per month (bills excluded).
Must be clean, tidy, quiet, non-stupid.

See Rita Mordio if interested.
Time-wasters will be

Comments

[schwannoltorain]

[Schwann rips one of the tear off slips. He can dream can't he?]

[schwannoltorain]

Then do you understand that in order to marry someone, ya should really be in love with them first?

[geniusrita]

Hmph!

I was just helping out because of Estelle, anyway. Do whatever you want, I don't care.

[schwannoltorain]

Awww don't be like that! You could always come live with me and little Alexei. He's incredibly interested in blastia, ya got common grounds. And i'm never in the house anyway so it's not like you'd have to see me.

[geniusrita]

You think I'm stupid?! You probably have peepholes and hidden viewing blastia all over the place!

And what are you doing living with a little kid anyway? He yours or something?

[schwannoltorain]

What? Hey waddya take me for, you're too much of a flat-chested jail bait for me.

Oh uh..

No he's not mine. But we have a history.

[geniusrita]

Hey! *punch*

Rita has earned the title, "Ironing Board"!

Wait, what? I am not an ironing board, damn it! You take that back, reality!

[schwannoltorain]

Hey you should talk to Colette, she got that title years before you.

[geniusrita]

And she got rid of it, right?

[schwannoltorain]

Actually..

I dunno.. Round about your age girls breasts don't really get much bigger. You should've grown into 'em by now.

[geniusrita]

No... no way!

I need to ask Estelle about this! She has massive ones!

[schwannoltorain]

You kiddin' girl?! She's always been jealous of Judith's Jugs.

[geniusrita]

Grr... Kritya get all the best stuff.

Maybe I can research some kind of blastia formula...

[schwannoltorain]

I don't think there's a kind of blastia that can speed up your puberty. Sorry kid.

[geniusrita]

You doubt my genius?! Where there's a will, there's boobies.

[schwannoltorain]

Just pad your bra.

Though your breasts are pretty small, i doubt you wear one.