Christmas List 2010

[takeme2urpants]

You guys. YOU GUYS. ZEX officially has too many friends. This list took FOREVER and the formatting is probably gonna eff up and hnnnnngh.

...Anyway. ZEX and Necoco's Christmas gifts are under the cut. (Smellerbee and Longshot don't know about the holiday, Hikyou Banchou and Skwisgaar could not give less of a shit about it.)

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[officialbizness]

Tim freaking loves the cuff links and knife. THE BOOK ON THE OTHER HAND...

[takeme2urpants]

Two Steps Forward, One Step Back:

The Necoco Story

[harisentai]

are you hitting on my sister with wine.

[takeme2urpants]

MAYBE

[very_verydanger]

I had to realj for this

[takeme2urpants]

But...

/single perfect tear

[dont_ingest]

How hilariously awkward

[takeme2urpants]

This is a gift! For you! Oh, it's an Earth holiday! And this is a weapon! They aren't traditional but this isn't--a threat, or anything, it's like--a gesture. A good one! And hopefully useful.

...Take it.

[dont_ingest]

I know what a Christmas is, I just don't celebrate it and if I did I wouldn't have the money to why are you giving me something nice like a gun

[takeme2urpants]

I get presents for everyone and you're nice so I got you something and I didn't know what would be weird since I know very little about your culture, this was a shot in the dark

Haha! Shot in the--because it's a weapon, so it's.

...A pun.

[myshoutacake]

MORI WILL WEAR THAT WATCH ALL THE TIME.

[takeme2urpants]

Necoco shopping for Mori was like. Watching a very slow car crash. Thrashing around in a morose funk was involved.

[myshoutacake]

Yeah, Mori shopping for Necoco was a practice in patience and... wondering what the hell to get him without asking Honey for help.

[notonboard]

i am still looking through the table of contents of that book, it is so amazing

[takeme2urpants]

A SUPER MANLY GIFT

delivered in a wimpy way

[notonboard]

and absolutely no progress in our relationship was made