007〚♠〛video/action〚AU!Discedo〛

[takehiscrown]

[The video cuts on to the most exciting view ever--part a brick wall. The camera zooms out and pans across the across the wall, revealing four different wanted posters. What better way to keep citizens aware of these great and terrible criminals. It lingers on each individual poster before moving to the next.

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[asideglance]

[OH MY GOD THIS IS PRETTY MUCH AMAZING... LMFAO

Japan will probably see one on the way to America's party and frown at the "Excessive texting" part before someone smarter just rips it down.

Yup...]

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[takehiscrown]

[THANK YOU SOB.

You have a texting problem Japan and you clearly need help. It's in your best interest, really. Especially when Big Brother is watching.]

NOT HERE

[asideglance]

[HE CAN STOP WHEN HE WANTS TO... REALLY HE CAN...

Sob

And wow those losers collecting their infamy, and he just wants to burn the lame crime off...]

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[takehiscrown]

[OH I'M SURE HE CAN, I'M SURE. SO SURE.

He's the only one reacting the right way.]

[postasskicking]

[sdlafj LMFAO OHGOD I LOVE YOU... Seifer is totally taking one to keep... a;sdlfj lmfao if you want Logan to run into him too I am totes up for it. Otherwise, yeah, souvenir, he is so proud...]

[takehiscrown]

[aaa THANK YOU. I am totally up for him running into Seifer! Also sob everyone takes his posters.]

[postasskicking]

[Okay, well, I guess he is watching Logan put them up or something and studying one for a while lmfao. THIS LOOKS REALLY GOOD. Just... taking one down.]

Hey. Mind if I keep this?

[What is being subtle.]

[takehiscrown]

.....

[He looks over and scowls. THE AUDACITY!]

It makes little difference to me. [He's got hundreds more.] You do realize there are police at every corner, yes?

[Even if part of him thinks this isn't real, can't be real, he's still kind of curious. And paranoid.]

[tag_urdead]

Notoriety?

[...Anya is going to take down one of the posters and put it up in her bedroom.

No, seriously. SHE LIKES THIS.]

[takehiscrown]

[Matter of factly:] Punishment must be given where it is due and order must be maintained.

[She should frame it over her bed. That's apparently what they do back home.]

[tag_urdead]

For a fake government?

[takehiscrown]

A false government is better than no government at all.

[Yes. The orwellian government of a false reality is better than anarchy.]

[dontcallmegol]

{OMG Gaiz he is so proud of you! You're a real pirate now Kiku! I mean. No. NO this is bad. Though Ace is slightly impressed.}

So that's them huh? {He's just... gonna try to pretend he doesn't know them yup.}

[takehiscrown]

[He doesn't understand you lot at all. Being wanted is not good guys. NOT. GOOD.]

Clearly so. [He's so social.]

[dontcallmegol]

{What? To Pirates it's awesome! That's a rite of passage man!}

They're a sorry looking bunch. I'll keep an eye out and be sure to let you know anything. {Except, ya know, he won't. BUT HE CAN LOOK LIKE A GOOD UPSTANDING CITIZEN. Good thing you don't know him too well >>;}

[takehiscrown]

[Sigh. You outlaws, you.

Also If this is video, Ace is getting an eyebrow raised at him. He may not know who Ace is, but Logan was a tyrant long enough to be suspicious of everyone and realize when people are trying to fool him. And he feels his intelligence being insulted.]

If you believe me a fool, you are sorely mistaken.

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[yourgoddamnit]

WHAT.
DETAILS
NOW.

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[takehiscrown]

These four criminals attacked and attempted to rob a military storage facility.

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[yourgoddamnit]

ANY IDEA WHY OR WHERE THEY'RE HEADED?
OR IS THAT TOP FUCKING SECRET?
COME ON.
YOUR CITIZENS DEMAND INFORMATION.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL SAFE WITH THESE TRAITORS AND EXCESSIVE TEXTERS ON THE LOOSE?
MAKE ME FEEL SAFE AGAIN, ASSHOLE.

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[takehiscrown]

This is not my land. If you are truly concerned, might I suggest contacting the authorities.