Fucking Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fucking FUCK

[take_a_spin]

Jesus fucking Christ not only have I not left The House all day, but it has been just over a day and a half since I've done a line of anything.

Oh fucking...fuck. I've been slapping my secretary around all day and screaming at Security. I'm glad they've got a thick skin and they know when not to listen to my orders--I told them to keep me away from

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[unpaidpiper]

Actually, I think Tony likes you more now that you've mauled him. He keeps laughing and using adjectives like 'feisty' and 'headstrong'. Your secretary, by the way, is in hysterics, but I managed to talk her down from the chandelier she'd clung to.

Haven't you been taking the Valium? It'll help with the mood swings.

[ebony_mask]

You should invite me for a visit sometime.

[take_a_spin]

I'll give you a call the next time I'm smacking my secretary around and you're in The House so you can watch.

It's not very pretty.

[ebony_mask]

In the meantime, you wouldn't happen to have anything similar on video, would you?

[take_a_spin]

Uh.

...No.

[ebony_mask]

Is that an official no or an off the record no?

[take_a_spin]

It's...uhm...

...the latter.

It's a part of my private collection.

[ebony_mask]

Do you hold private viewing sessions?

[unpaidpiper]

If you regulate the Valium intake and only take a few milligrams when you really need it, you won't get addicted to anything new.

Don't worry, I'm very good at recognizing the warning signs of Valium addiction. The second you start to sound like my mother, I'm cutting you off.

[take_a_spin]

...So we're going to have to hire another security officer. I let things get a little out of hand and now Tony's jaw is sitting on the corner of my desk like a trophy.

Call that other guy we were looking at to replace Stroiker. What's-his-face. He seemed pretty decent.

Now do you understand why I refuse to hire family men?

[unpaidpiper]

Your secretary had to be escorted into a cab, so I guess I'll call Tony an ambulance and go through the resumes.

Which other guy? The Russian strongman or that blond guy who can read auras?

[take_a_spin]

The Russian guy. The blond kid would just piss me off.

Thank you for the Valium, dear. I feel much calmer, now.

My secretary is such a goddamn pussy.

[unpaidpiper]

She's just young. And very organized; I've never met a twenty year old who color-coded her paper-clips. Maybe I should give her some Valium.

I'll send the Russian a congratulatory e-mail.

[take_a_spin]

Fine, I won't fire her.

But when she gets her ass in here tomorrow, we are starting her on Valium. I'm tired of her flinching whenever I walk out of my office.