I have the best mummy in the world. Do you realize that we're approaching seven glorious years of you giving me porn? This love affair started in 2004...my God, porn sure does make time fly!
I am also a little freaked at how eerily familiar these drinking patterns are. I'm pretty sure that I have also ended up in an alleyway, but I was not making out with some hot guy. No, I was probably having a nice sit-down that may have ended with me passed out on the sidewalk. Maybe. I make no solid claims.
That said, you know how Dad and I feel about wall!sex. I mean, porn doesn't get much better if there's wall!sex and wanking. I also love that you've got England's voice down, especially his drunk voice. Mayhaps you have experience in this area?
Has it really been so long? And how you've grown! *proud mummy*
I don't know what you mean. You know how I'm not a big drinker. Never have I passed out in any alleyways! Such slander! And in no way is this fic based on my weekly post-Japanese class drinking nights in Whitehall from a couple of years ago. Oh no. Not at all.
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I am also a little freaked at how eerily familiar these drinking patterns are. I'm pretty sure that I have also ended up in an alleyway, but I was not making out with some hot guy. No, I was probably having a nice sit-down that may have ended with me passed out on the sidewalk. Maybe. I make no solid claims.
That said, you know how Dad and I feel about wall!sex. I mean, porn doesn't get much better if there's wall!sex and wanking. I also love that you've got England's voice down, especially his drunk voice. Mayhaps you have experience in this area?
I love you so much Mummy. ♥
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I don't know what you mean. You know how I'm not a big drinker. Never have I passed out in any alleyways! Such slander! And in no way is this fic based on my weekly post-Japanese class drinking nights in Whitehall from a couple of years ago. Oh no. Not at all.
Love you too Son, and glad you liked this. ♥ ♥
p.s. COME AND VISIT YOUR PARENTS.
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