Comments | takadainmate: "I'm the big, open oak tree, spreading its boughs, offering respite for your weary, tiny wings."

takadainmate

"I'm the big, open oak tree, spreading its boughs, offering respite for your weary, tiny wings."

May 11, 2010 14:06

This is wrong. This is wrong on every level of wrong. But I couldn't help myself. And also, cienna made me do it. She forced me.

Inspired by this beautiful fic, I present to you a pornographic interpretation of current coalition negotiations. To be fair, it's also the fault of the press for going ON AND ON about how everyone is "flirting" and "courting ( Read more... )

cows and associated behaviour, it all seemed like such a good idea, not your normal entry

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hils May 11 2010, 13:42:08 UTC

Oh. My. God

I've been joking about this for days and it's here and damn me if it isn't hot

I feel so wrong right now (but also kind of turned on)

AHHHHHH!

takadainmate May 11 2010, 17:33:41 UTC

I hear the police outside. I think they're here to arrest me.

That icon scares me, for some reason...

hils May 11 2010, 20:52:05 UTC

Your icon, on the other hand, is awesome!

takadainmate May 12 2010, 07:29:06 UTC

I knew you'd appreciate it!

miki_moo May 11 2010, 15:02:18 UTC

Hahaha! Why did you write this??? Why did I read it?!? Awesome and wrong, I need to go wash my brain!

takadainmate May 11 2010, 17:34:38 UTC

I was forced! I was! I didn't want to at all!

Yeah. You loved it and want more. Don't try to deny it.

freedomdarkness May 11 2010, 15:09:33 UTC

I'm so glad I'm not the only one thinking this every time the news says about them all flirting with Nick and then continuing on to tell us that 'they have been in long talks for hours in private'.

I love that when you sink to a new low you take everyone with you...

Don't know whether to say that I loved it, that it made me laugh or that I hate you. I think we'll go for a nice mix of all three.

takadainmate May 11 2010, 17:37:04 UTC

Did you see the Evening Standard sub headline today?

"Clegg is acting like a harlot," says Labour veteran. SRSLY?!!

...I like that you think this is a new low for me.

And you know you loved it and want more. Right now.

freedomdarkness May 11 2010, 19:14:51 UTC

They should always turn politics into porn, it makes it so much more intresting...

I should have qualified that with 'so far this week'. Although, I don't know what you were up to yesterday...

Shhhh! Damn you! You know I do! Although, I think I ship the parties as whole more than their leaders! Tories/Lib Deb OTP! with angsty Labour (coz it's lost both it's one true love and hate sex, enimes-with-benifits partner). UKIP and BNP are twins that are both complete oppisties and exactly the same. The Green Party is a girl and a bit of a loner but is sneaky. The Monster Raving Loony Party is their crazy uncle. The welsh party, the scotish independence party and Sein Feine are like the goth kids, coz life is just so unfair to them. For some reason they are now all teenaged and in high school. Uh, ooops?

takadainmate May 12 2010, 07:29:35 UTC

You've thought about this far too much...

dimestore_romeo May 11 2010, 16:41:50 UTC

Nick had never seen David like this; so furious and serious and homoerotic.

*dies*

takadainmate May 11 2010, 17:38:29 UTC

I am sad to have killed you, but I know you dies happy and fulfilled at least. XD

cienna May 11 2010, 18:17:32 UTC

Wow, this porn is just as beautiful as I remember it being! We desperately need a sequel with Gordon trying to seduce Nick! I'm sure his creepy smile is just what Nick needs right now!

takadainmate May 11 2010, 18:59:24 UTC

OH MY GOD YOUR ICON IS SO BEAUTIFUL I MIGHT DIE.

And I am NOT WRITING ANY MORE POLITICAL RPF.