[The sounds of fighting and perhaps something being squelshed]

So we have fucking monsters running around now? Awesome. Try not to get flattened or bitten, people.

[More sounds of fighting and profanity]

What a shitty day. What a shitty week. First this place gets soggy as hell, and now I'm just sitting here on my ass in this crappy apartment. Boss? Please tell me you've got something useful for me to do. Our enemies are out there, so we shouldn't be sitting here letting them breathe when we should be taking them out.

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Fuck zombies.

Glad that shit's done with. Some fuckers better watch themselves if they dare to show their ugly faces anytime soon, s'all I'm saying ( Read more... )