FIC: You take me by the heart when you take me by the fin (Steve/Danny, PG-13)

[tailoredshirt]

Title: You take me by the heart when you take me by the fin
Author: tailoredshirt
Recipient: ratherastory
Summary: Danny wakes one night to find that a baby seal has wandered into his apartment. And it doesn't want to leave.
Pairing/characters: Danny, Grace [+Steve/Danny]
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/content: Language. And, as you can probably tell from the title, the whole

Comments

[gallicka]

OMG! JUST YOUR SUMMARY ALONE MADE ME HOOKED! BABY!SEAL. *g*

Love LOVE the idea of a Steve transformed to a baby seal and keep escaping to get back to his Danno. *cooes*

[tailoredshirt]

Hee, as soon as someone suggested that it would make a good H50 fic, I knew I had to do it. Imagining Danny's reaction to finding a baby seal in his living room was too funny. :)))

Thank you! ♥

[ratherastory]

Oh my God. OH MY GOD.

I have NO WORDS for how much I love this, and you!

Let me try anyway.

First off, this made me snort my drink out my nose: Danny starts to remind everyone that his life is not a joke, but that would be a lie.

And now, in no particular order:

1- BABY SEAL! ♥___♥

2- The SPCA on Island Time

3- Danny's sofa smelling of fish forever

4- All of Danny's unsent text messages and totally becoming his mother by being bitter and passive-aggressive in his unsent text messages!

5- BABY SEAL!

6- Grace sending photos and videos to everyone in creation!

7- That bit where Danny's father can't figure out why there's no sound is exactly like what my parents do.

8- Steve repeatedly breaking into Danny's apartment AND Five-0 even when he's a baby seal! Mad skills, I tell you!

9- Danny and the seal just look at one another for a moment before Danny says, "Finally. What'd you do, stop for snacks?" D-E-D

[tailoredshirt]

Yay, I'm so glad you liked it! :D I was actually writing you a fic where Steve turns into a puppy, and I'm still going to finish that one, but then I read that news story and I had the same thought as you: BABY SEAL. ♥___♥

"Finally. What'd you do, stop for snacks?" I was actually going to have Steve show up at Kamekona's shrimp truck at some point, but I couldn't work it in!

Thanks for the great prompts! I had so much fun writing it. :))) ♥

[simplyn2deep]

the very first mention of a seal in Danny's apartment I was like "That's so Steve!"

This was such a fun read! &hearts'

[tailoredshirt]

Hee! I was trying to make it not-obvious, but I couldn't tell if it would be obvious just from the summary or not. XD

Thank you! <3

[huntress69]

This was awesome, and yes, I saw that article too LOL. Great job!!

[tailoredshirt]

Thank you! :D The article was really cute and I couldn't resist!

[camshaft22]

*SQUEE*

OMG!

This is beyond fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!

[tailoredshirt]

Hee, thank you! :D