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[tahmthelame]

I need a mad scientist haiku.  All I've got so far is:

Science is my slave.
A doctor, since I have my
PhD in mean.

Anyone got something better?

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[irked_indeed]

Weak human flesh: gone!
Where once they called me mad- see
Shiny cyborg joy.

Moon carving laser.
I write truth there, remember:
Rent due, buy more milk.