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srslytoopretty April 28 2011, 04:07:42 UTC
Man! Poor guy! His face doesn't stand a chance next to mine!

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tag_urdead April 28 2011, 04:35:48 UTC
How modest.

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srslytoopretty April 29 2011, 06:11:11 UTC
Hey, hey! I just feel sorry for the guy!

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tag_urdead April 30 2011, 04:39:17 UTC
Maybe you can help him.

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srslytoopretty April 30 2011, 04:39:49 UTC
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Help him?

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tag_urdead April 30 2011, 04:42:53 UTC
Become more attractive.

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srslytoopretty April 30 2011, 04:45:40 UTC
I'm not a miracle worker!

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tag_urdead April 30 2011, 04:47:38 UTC
Oh.

If your skills aren't up to it, I understand.

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srslytoopretty April 30 2011, 04:54:32 UTC
Hey, hey, now, let's not get that way!

I mean, look at the guy. Do you really think anything anyone says or does could help? He's got a scar the size of the Grand Tethe'alla Bridge, and a permanent scowl to match. I don't see how it's going to get any better!

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tag_urdead April 30 2011, 05:13:42 UTC
I understand some women consider scars highly attractive.

Don't know about scowls.

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srslytoopretty April 30 2011, 05:14:46 UTC
Hmmm. Guess it depends how he got it.

The scowl has to be used properly. His is a little too squinty to be a cool kid frown, if you ask me.

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tag_urdead April 30 2011, 05:21:37 UTC
I'll ask.

Ah. Maybe you could teach him the proper way to scowl.

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srslytoopretty April 30 2011, 05:22:57 UTC
Think he'd listen?

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tag_urdead April 30 2011, 05:31:03 UTC
[............................................]

[you bring up a salient point.]

Doubtful.

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srslytoopretty April 30 2011, 05:32:06 UTC
[OF COURSE HE DOES.]

Can't teach a guy who won't listen!

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postasskicking April 30 2011, 06:13:52 UTC
GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I HURT YOU! [aslfjk; HIS DIGNITY...]

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