heirloom tomatostaennynAugust 27 2008, 02:10:42 UTC
"Okay, WHAT is THAT?!"
" . . That's a tomato."
"No it's not! It's weird and green and mottled! Tomatoes are rounded and red and--"
"It's an heirloom tomato. One of the breeds that weren't as popular back when everyone was trying to make food for transportation instead of taste. Here, have a bite."
" . . . It's not going to try to take over my mind, is it?"
" . . That's a tomato."
"No it's not! It's weird and green and mottled! Tomatoes are rounded and red and--"
"It's an heirloom tomato. One of the breeds that weren't as popular back when everyone was trying to make food for transportation instead of taste. Here, have a bite."
" . . . It's not going to try to take over my mind, is it?"
" . . . Braaaaaains?"
"Not funny."
"Oh, come now, you smiled."
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