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ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Yaoi, yuri, het; fluffy kinks, gory, gross, ones involving mannequins and water balloons and hair clips - hell, even vanilla if you wish it. I don't care. Just post away, anons!
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Zel has her revenge ... or Bennett ties her up like he did Linkara. Some kind of bondage a must.
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He greeted her with a smile that was all teeth and his hand in the devil horns. "Your house is far out, duuuuuuuuud....ette!"
She giggled. "It's a nice place. Come up to the bedroom, will you?"
He was almost bouncing with nerdy glee and she was almost sad to have to explain it to him. "Not like that, sweetie. You're too young and nice for me."
He was still bouncing and her fangirl heart d'awwed as they went up the stairs. She sat cross-legged on the floor in front of her My Little Pony collection and was amused by his small, trying-to-be-suave-like-Harvey eyebrow raise.
"Right. This is Blood-Gun - he shoots bullets from his scalp - and this is anonymous hooker #12. He lost his wife to hippies and she escaped from a scary man with a pipe. Together they fight crime
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That was so cute I think my ovaries exploded. In a good way.
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(Interestingly, captcha for this comment said "scarlet exile". She certainly would if she came across this in-fic.)
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"What, is this a joke? Usually he kills the hookers instead of dressing them up as a prank."
She grinned, all teeth, and slapped him across the face; while he was reeling, she tackled him and sat on his chest. She trailed the leash across his face with one hand, her other digging into her pockets, producing rope.
Five minutes, many knots, and one embarrassing shriek later, the Critic was collared and tethered to the bedstand, his hands tied. Ask That Chick stuck her fingers in his mouth and cocked an eyebrow at him, as he began to suck on them.
She sighed heavily. "You're not nearly as nice as she is," she pouted and tugged his pants down.
"Let's see what we can do about that."
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