You know your attempt at researching authenticity for a fanfic goes too far when...

[tactile_contact]

You visit a government site enough times to get this message

Comments

[l_shades]

Eep! Yeah, that is more than a little creepy

[tactile_contact]

*nodnod*

[knave_iespyk]

Yikes! I can only imagine how creepy that is.

[tactile_contact]

It's like... Skeletor in a tutu singing showtunes creepy!

...or maybe not quite that creepy... *hm*

[metal_equine]

Oh crap! I'd be terrified, too, if that happened to me. *hugs*

[tactile_contact]

Yeah, I'm just waiting for secret service agents to pull me from my vehicle while I'm stopped at an intersection or something. O_________o It's a bizarre kind of paranoid, it's weird.

[uguardian]

That's...

That's kinda cool actually.

[tactile_contact]

In a John LeCarre kind of way, I suppose... *heh*

[stupid_drawings]

AWESOME! Now start posting in your LJ about how the White House is totally the bomb digity!

[tactile_contact]

haha-no. Not unless you intend to hire Sherlock to clear up the whole misunderstanding... but then he'd find the whole situation dull and not worth his attention, anyway.

AND POOR LITTLE ME WHO ONLY WANTED TO WRITE SOME DAMN FANFIC WILL BE DEAD INSIDE A WEEK AND NOONE WILL EVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!

*sobs*

[stupid_drawings]

Nah, they won't kill you, just, you know, knock you around a bit.

[tactile_contact]

How reassuring. ;)