How are you?

[tacticalmind]

You Are "How Are You?"

Comments

[doesntwaltz]

"She'll" be your friend? You only have female friends?

[tacticalmind]

You know what? I think the whole thing felt kinda sexist. There was a question early in the piece just relating to 'he', then the squishy questions changed to 'she'. I think it's a conspiracy.

[doesntwaltz]

That's one seriously evil meme. Why can't guys be squishy, and chicks be... non-squishy? We're not squishy all the time.

[tacticalmind]

Exactly. And they never ask any real friendship questions, like 'Will they drag your drunk ass home and make sure you don't choke on your own vomit?' or 'If your wife cheats on you, will they take you out and get you drunk so you forget you even have a nose?'.