Act I, Scene 1

[tacotortoise]

[Curtain rises to reveal a cluttered stage. Amidst the clutter is a young man, who seems to act as though the clutter is his natural habitat. The young man is TacoTortoise, and clutter is in fact his natural habitat. He turns to face an imaginary audience, and speaks

Comments

[fuzzyamy]

I am intoxicated, but your icon is cute.

[tacotortoise]

And drunkards always tell the truth, so...woo-hoo!