Rules for Alpha Men
(This blog post originally started life as an answer on Quora.)
With men like Andrew Tate and his little Tater Tots making noise about the proper role of Alpha Men™ in modern society, I thought it might be useful to recap the rules for Alpha Men™ in today’s complex world.
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Some moderately-bad writing from you-know-who:
Here are a few more in the same vein:
- **Compatibility Warning**: Alpha men may not be backward-compatible with earlier generations of men, leading to conflicts with legacy systems like traditional relationships or emotional intelligence.
- **Memory Leaks**: Alpha men tend to forget important tasks or commitments over time, requiring frequent rebooting with reminders or cues to maintain functionality.
- **Beta Versions Required**: It’s strongly recommended to install a beta version of communication skills and empathy before attempting any serious use of an alpha man.
- **Feature Requests**: Core features such as "listening" and "understanding emotions" are often absent in alpha men. Developers are working on adding these in future releases.
- **Default Settings**: Alpha men come with a default setting of "dominate", which can be reconfigured but requires complex manual input and overrides.
- **Performance Issues**: Alpha men tend to overclock themselves in certain ( ... )
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