Movie Review: Captain America: The Winter Wonderland

[tacit]

I know, as I have mentioned before, approximately fuckall about the Marvel comic universe. I have heard of Captain America, but I've never read any of the comic books nor seen the first movie. So when the Internetverse was all abuzz for this new movie, filmed on a budget $95,000,000 higher than the cost of India's Mars probe currently winging its

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[mr_z]

For some reason, in my head I read Captain America's lines in Archer's voice, and Samuel Jackson's in Redd Foxx's voice. Many funny. Much wow.

[redhotlips]

gold. pure gold

[nicoli_dominn]

I care even less about the Marvel franchise now, if that's even possible.

[sorayuy]

"They are all RESCUED by CAPTAIN AMERICA'S SEXY NEIGHBOR with the BIOHAZARD LAUNDRY and NO COFFEE (if you know what I mean)"

Uhm, sorry, you got this one wrong. Maria Hill (who does the actual rescuing) isn't CAPTAIN AMERICA'S SEXY NEIGHBOR. CASN was in SHIELD HQ as a computer operator/analyst type at this point in the plot. Just saying.

[adam_0oo]

Flying aircraft carriers are dumb in the way that giant robots are dumb (both are really easy to see and shoot at), but they are both cool to look at.

Also the plan of just shooting all the terrorists doesn't really work, as that just makes more terrorists and often involves shooting civilians. Also, we had our own flying gunships, they are drones and are super cheap! (compared to flying robot cities) and really good at shooting lots of people already.