Is it happening to me or you?

[t_yorke]

I've been crying a bit more than usual lately. I suppose that might seem a strange way to start off an entry; I should state right away that there's nothing wrong with me. I'm not depressed, nothing horrible has happened; I can't imagine being more contented, really. But for some reason, my emotions seem closer to the surface than even usual. The

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[mcgregor_ewan]

Christ, Thom, I always figured there was a medical explanation for your melancholic condition. It's simple as a small injection that goes straight to the endocrine gland. You'll be into it, mate, it is an archaic method. Right up your alley, along with every woman between the age of 45 and 50.

[t_yorke]

I'll be sure to mail it to you.

[mcgregor_ewan]

Aye, I'd presume you're right about that. I have to say though, I kind of enjoy the fact that you can't always get the word out. When your voice is quivery and choked, you know? We'll find a way to work it in to our games, mate.

[t_yorke]

I don't suppose you'd be at all interested in taking these games somewhere else? I've only just skimmed these comments and already they're making my stomach more acidic.

[mcgregor_ewan]

No worries, Jonny gave up quickly today. You've thrown him off his mark, Thom. That deserves some sort of prize.

[t_yorke]

I'm willing to accept as payment to learn whatever I did to stop you two. I have a feeling it will come in quite handy when I can't find a garden hose about.

[j_rhysmeyers]

What exactly do you mean? I assure you a garden hose is not necessary. I bathe at least twice a day.

[j_rhysmeyers]

You bastard.

[mcgregor_ewan]

Whoa, wait. HAR! You just threw it in! That was early, mate. I am ruler on high.

[j_rhysmeyers]

Yeah yeah, fuck off. One win does not mean you've attained ruler status. I've defeated you at least twice, you know. Enjoy this while you can, Ewan. I'll get you back when you're least expecting it.

[t_yorke]

I'm closing my eyes and pretending this entire comment is about billiards.

Define "successful."

[mcgregor_ewan]

Well, it does have to do with balls, Thom. Good one.

Is the ice running through your veins painful?

[t_yorke]

Entirely too many things do for my liking.

Not nearly as unpleasant as the sewage seeping through your cerebrum.

[mcgregor_ewan]

Does your sense of humour require being pulled out with a rusty pitchfork, hmm?

I'm due to be flushed, mate. Stand to the left.

[t_yorke]

It's buried almost as deep as your sense of propriety.

Will there be anything left afterwards?