Comments | t_lyrical: I apologize for the vulgarity of this post, but I must share how appalled I am.

t_lyrical

I apologize for the vulgarity of this post, but I must share how appalled I am.

Nov 24, 2008 21:07

This was considerably funnier at 2 am, but me and my roomie were checking out Death Metal bands because we were bored and that's what the cool kids do. Our favorite-- a band called Cannibal Corpse, solely for their creative song titles and amazing album art.

My eyes, my ears... I was in tears. Tears from the pain of laughing.

( So, would you rather Mummified in Barbed Wire or be Force Fed Broken Glass? (It gets better!) )

help plz, recs, music, omfg

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.....frantic disembowelment? HURRY BEFORE THE COPS GET HERE. OR HER MOM. pellucere November 25 2008, 06:08:43 UTC

"Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt" - 4:15

I don't know if it's possible to rip entrails from a lady's genitals. You'd have to pull the cow-midwife trick, stick your whole arm up there. Much easier just to vivisect her.

I do enjoy their one album named simply 'Kill'! Concise.

Re: .....frantic disembowelment? HURRY BEFORE THE COPS GET HERE. OR HER MOM. t_lyrical November 25 2008, 06:38:54 UTC

The images I get from Frantic Disembowelment makes my sides hurt.

I'm having the exact same thoughts. I don't even hink you can get much from a lady's genitals, much less a virgin's.

And I actually thought the steam was dying with , "Kill". True, it's very practical, but not very specific. Kill just makes me think of 30 Seconds to Mars and Jimmy Eat World, very happy sunshiny bands compared to CC. (OH NOES, I MADE AN ACRONYM FOR IT.)

pellucere November 26 2008, 02:46:42 UTC

(I like your new layout!)

Up to your elbows in gore, wild-eyed, frantically trying to find the wedding ring she swallowed. PLEASE LET IT STILL BE IN THERE!

Oh, I guess that's true? "Kill" doesn't have the DRAMA of "Hammer Smashed Face". But at least in "Kill" they aren't missing a hyphen!

t_lyrical November 26 2008, 05:31:56 UTC

(Why thank you! It took me ages to set it up and I was so frustrated, I decided to play Cannibal Corpse to fit my raging mood.)

HEAVEN FORBID THAT IT'S NOT THERE. THEN WE'D HAVE TO CHECK THE TOILET AND THAT'S GROSS.

Ooh, I'm a sucker for drama, but I do love my hyphens. :O

nathan_p November 25 2008, 06:23:11 UTC

15 Year Killing Spree.

That is absurdly funny. And "Centuries of Torment: The First 20
Years" is just stupid.

Perhaps it's too late here, too. :| Because I'm giggling like a maniac now.

t_lyrical November 25 2008, 06:43:51 UTC

"Centuries of Torment: The First 20 Years"

LOL. I didn't even see that one! I'm dying. It beats "CAULDRON OF HATRED". (The caps seem mandatory.)