Crucible of Gold Prologue and Shameless Shrieking

[t_lyrical]

RIGHT HERE

/screaming from now until forever

Can be summed up as: Laurence, please, Laurence.

Oh, and then there was Hammond.

Comments

[dwimmer]

gsdgksdgj OH MY GOD LAURENCE HAS AN ANGST BEARD

A BEARD TANYA

I AM ACTUALLY DYING I BET IS SCRAGGLY AND GINGER AND FILLED WITH HIDDEN SADNESS LIKE A PUBESCENT BOY

[dwimmer]

ACTUALLY THINKING ON IT I BET IT IS AN ANGST ABSORBING BEARD

BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS FACIAL HAIR MAKES YOU A BETTER PERSON

LAURENCE'S BEARD IS NOT FULL OF SECRETS IT IS FILLED WITH FIVE NOVELS OF EMO

[t_lyrical]

OH MY FUCK, CAITY PLEASE.

My body cannot contain all these beard jokes.

[dwimmer]

you do know what this means though right?

EVENTUAL STUBBLE BURN KISSES

[mardia]

EEEE LAURENCE. WITH A BEARD OH LOLOLOL YOU KNOW IF THARKAY WAS AROUND THAT SHIT WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED.

Blue eyes? Like you, I assumed they were green, but okay, I can deal. (Green eyes would have been awesome, though.)

[t_lyrical]

Oh god, all the tables that were flipped when I read-- basically a good thing, but HAH. I'm willing to bet Tharkay will learn to love it, like what he does with all things concerning Laurence, ahem.

And yeah, blue eyes is such a minor quibble, but I will have at least one thing to complain about.

[pellucere]

LAURENCE'S BEEEEEARD

TEMERAIRE TALKING TO THE BUNYIPS

HAMMOND BEING AWFUL AT EVERYTHING

I LOVE EVERYTHING AND I DON'T KNOW HOW I AM GOING TO WAIT UNTIL MAAAAAAAAARCH

[pellucere]

also shut up ain't nothing wrong with a little essay about beards

[t_lyrical]

NO I AM PROMOTING IT!!!!!!!!

ALSO YES TO HAMMOND BEING FOREVER AWFUL.

And I kind of like Hammond?????? I really enjoy being exasperated with him

... I think Hammond is me.

I am Hammond.

[pellucere]

also the first time I read "woodsman Laurence" I imagined him in..... Buddy Holly glasses and jeans and a flannel shirt

kind of like that broship of the rings thing

hipster temeraire

make it happen

[t_lyrical]

no you make it happen. i live in norcal, california. you live in canada hipster capital.

[pellucere]

no caity is the portland girl she has to make it happen

i don't spend nearly enough time in the plateau to know enough about eastern canadian hipsters

[dwimmer]

HEY

and MAYBE I WILL, ACCORDING TO MY JERK BROTHERS (who have NO ROOM TO TALK) I DO HAVE THAT POWER

TEMERAIRE COULD BE HIS BELOVED FIXIE BIKE RIDING BRO

[niftywithan]

ANGST-BEARD LAURENCE. HAMMOND FAILING AT LIFE AND BEING TERRIFIED OF TEMERAIRE'S TEETHS. AND THE BUNYIPS. HOLY CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT BUNYIPS.

AND. AND. AND. INCAS. Finally! I want to see their dragons and them and I bet they will be total BAMFs and GAHHH EXCUSE ME WHILST I FLAIL ABOUT LIKE A FLAILY THING.

March, you are so far awayyy. TT________TT

[t_lyrical]

I know. Need to build a TIME MACHINE or something. ughughgughgughgughghgugh. ;_________;

And I'm glad I'm not the only thing who finds the bunyips terrifying, oh my god.