PROMPT ME~~~

[t_eyla]

I was rereading some of my old pornfic yesterday, and man, that was depressing. I used to be able to off-the-cuff 1,000 or more words of PWP easily. Now, I struggle with every sentence, no matter if what I'm writing is porn or something else. I haven't posted fic in almost a year, either

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[mind_the_tardis]

Picking paper bits out of your hair for weeks. I worked in a Special Collections section, I should know. Well. Not about the sex part, sadly.

Part 1

[t_eyla]

There are very few books in this ficlet. But there is porn. I'm not sure if this is horrible or hilarious. It might be both

Part 2

[t_eyla]

Xander can taste the familiar tang of precome and doubles his efforts. He's rock-hard himself; even the monotonous drowning of Giles' voice isn't enough to dampen his arousal. He reaches down to awkwardly grope at his crotch, the limitations of the tight space he's in doing nothing to diminish his enthusiasm. The voices above him fade out to a low background hum as he focuses on teasing and sucking and groping and pushing Spike over the edge

Re: Part 2

[mind_the_tardis]

PFFFFFFFFT.

Xander. Also, Giles. The Giles!voice amuses the hell out of me. "Intellectualpointintellectualpointintellectual--good heavens, is there sex going on in my library? . . . Right, I'll be going then."

I wouldn't say this is hot, but it *is* goofy as hell XD

. . . Really, I want to know what *Giles* does after he leaves the library.

[t_eyla]

Nooo, this is really more slapstick porn than hot porn. And I put Giles in there just for you. That, and because otherwise, it would have had to be Buffy, and the idea of having to write her super-annoying voice kind of made my hair stand on end. ;)

Giles probably went and gave Buffy a good spanking. For dragging that vampire into his library. Dammit.

[mind_the_tardis]

. . . Spanking a Slayer sounds hazardous.

And, hoorah, Giles \o/ *hearts book-geeks*

[t_eyla]

I think Giles can take Buffy. She may be stronger than he is, but he definitely owns her in the brain department. >_>

[dntfretprecious]

. . . Intellectual spanking?

[mind_the_tardis]

PFFT, wrong journal. Master, shoo.

[t_eyla]

It must've been the talk of spanking. Spanking is to the Master what cheese is to mice?

[some_go_mad]

Apparently, mice aren't *really* all that crazy about cheese.

And the Master says spanking is far too mild. Spanking. . . . Though now I'm seeing him telling some children that their parents have been very naughty and then spanking the parents. To death >_>

[t_eyla]

The Doctor says he'll spank you in a minute, Master.

[some_go_mad]

Even the Master is slightly freaked out by that icon, Doctor.

[t_eyla]

[dntfretprecious]

*canon!Master leaves a human!Master offering for Santa!Ten, and scarpers off while S!Ten is, hopefully, distracted*

[t_eyla]