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szaleniec1000

Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 5

Apr 19, 2011 14:00

It's about this point we start getting into the business this fic is infamous for. You have been warned.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 5 (NSFW-ish) )

generic you is generic, soapbox, badfic:hogwarts exposed, mary sue and gary stu, the pansexual '50s, nudity for everyone, harry potter, expospeak, neville is ooc

Comments 17

tenkai_kujaku April 19 2011, 20:12:32 UTC

Well this fic is innovative, at least... Nudists. An excuse for people running around starkers and it has *nothing to do* with sex. Wow...

hermit_blake April 20 2011, 17:03:29 UTC

Oh, the author would like you to think that. X(

tenkai_kujaku April 20 2011, 17:11:38 UTC

I was attempting to reassure myself. Of *course* it'll have everything to do with sex, that's all fanfic writers appear to actually produce...

fly_buggy_fly April 19 2011, 23:09:50 UTC

...I thought the stupid unicorn belonged to Jamie?

szaleniec1000 April 19 2011, 23:38:02 UTC

He does, but she lent him to the first year she's only just met because they told each other of their tragic pasts, in Jamie's case that she'd not even told her best friends who are closer than the Trio. Which all makes total sense. He drives away her traumatic nightmares, semi-literally as she dreams of riding a unicorn. "Chase your dreams!" indeed.

hermit_blake April 20 2011, 17:02:38 UTC

It IS foreshadowing. Horrible, horrible foreshadowing.

I'll just say 'naked mass tickle-fights' and let you draw the terrifying conclusion.

sickbritkid2 June 7 2011, 23:30:18 UTC

Ugh. The fact that the unicorn's named "Pureheart" just makes me wanna throw up the sandwich I just ate...

szaleniec1000 June 8 2011, 00:11:46 UTC

I was too busy chuckling at the fact that it's basically a robot unicorn, but yes. I wonder how long it took him to come up with that.

The TVTropes page seems to have gone quiet again.

sickbritkid2 June 12 2011, 00:30:56 UTC

Lets hope it stays quiet for a time.

The robot unicorn thing is funny enough, but the name Pureheart just makes me wanna throw up.

I mean, that name...it makes the Carebears look fucking BADASS in comparison.

sith_droideka August 25 2011, 02:08:48 UTC

Yeah, the main reason for arguing, some guy who was a fan of Neil, was banned for trouble making or something.

Thread 5

scarsofloki March 20 2013, 05:19:37 UTC

If Harry is Lancelot in this parallel, and so presumably Hermione is Guinevere, who's Arthur?
^ Saber! =D
...oh wait, wrong fandom.

Ugh, my throat's starting to close up again... I think I'm allergic to this fic D=

szaleniec1000 March 20 2013, 15:38:23 UTC

I was riffing on Marcus Cole's musing on Arthurian parallels in Babylon 5 (itself a parody of some of the wilder speculation about the series doing the rounds on USENET at the time) but there's a serious question at the heart of the joke. If Harry is Lancelot and Hermione is Guinevere, then it stands to reason that Arthur would be Ron or possibly Draco. The analogy kind of breaks down given that they're peripheral at best to the (for lack of a better term) plot. Ron is treated with barely disguised contempt which gets even more barely disguised as the series goes on; Neil can't seem to decide whether to do the same with Draco, or make him a Trilogy rip-off, or just turn him flat-out evil.

ETA: Let us not go to Exposed!Hogwarts. It is a silly place.

scarsofloki March 20 2013, 17:38:51 UTC

Ah yes, that makes sense. I was just making a random Fate/Stay Night reference. (That entire game is less disturbing than HE, including the Heaven's Feel route with the lust worms.)