Oops.

[syntheticjesso]

I left my phone at work, so if you try to call between now and tomorrow morning, rest assured that I'm not ignoring you out of spite.

This time.

Comments

[kandigurl]

Haha, I read this the first time as, "rest assured that I'm probably ignoring you out of spite."

WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER GIVEN THAT WE KNOW THAT IS NOT THE CASE.

FIX YOUR ENTRY FOR MAXIMUM HUMOR.

[robot_autumn]

Bitch!