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The best Chuck Norris line yet:
"When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you."

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[yoda21182]

My fav still remains:
"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

[jenn_possible]

Cholera is TEH WORST

[acciocutie]

OHMIGAWD!!! That is friggin hilarious........ if I'd been drinking anything......it sooooooo would've gone up my nose. Chuck Norris.