Shouldn't it be ...
anonymous
February 29 2008, 18:11:58 UTC
I like - it inspired...
'Someone call an ambulance, quick! I caught cancer because I re-used a microwaved water bottle filled with aspartame-sweetened Alar-treated concrete to use for an enema to cure the AIDs I caught from a needle prick from the pay-phone when I called to report my missing kidney that the aliens took when I stopped at a bar/motel near Area 51. Don't worry, Bill Gates and Walt Disney world will pay my medical bills if we get 500 people to help test a Microsoft "e-mail tracking program". I just hope they find my missing TV remote control at the hospital and I don't get sick from the new super-powered X-ray machines.'
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'Someone call an ambulance, quick! I caught cancer because I re-used a microwaved water bottle filled with aspartame-sweetened Alar-treated concrete to use for an enema to cure the AIDs I caught from a needle prick from the pay-phone when I called to report my missing kidney that the aliens took when I stopped at a bar/motel near Area 51. Don't worry, Bill Gates and Walt Disney world will pay my medical bills if we get 500 people to help test a Microsoft "e-mail tracking program". I just hope they find my missing TV remote control at the hospital and I don't get sick from the new super-powered X-ray machines.'
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not me, W.
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