Ode to the Crack
Righto!Kahlan goes Con Dar because Cara and Richard are in trouble and everyone except Cara because she knows secrets is like "oh I think I just shit my pants, this is bad." And Cara doesn't really even react when Kahlan goes all bad-ass and tries to
Confess her in which a dress change happens due to powerful magic.
and she totally starts to come out of it when another dress change happens do to more powerful magic
Cara confesses her undying love for her...
but she totally realizes that while she was Confessed by her own power, she slept with Nicci and has a moment of "omg"
Cara is like, "Don't sweat it. I already know. But I'm glad you were honest with me."
And Kahlan is like
"but how did you know?!"
And Zedd is like "It would be best if you let me narrate" and Cara's like, "Shuddup! Cockblocker!" before she's all: "Well... it goes a little something like this..."
"First my ex showed up and we had a small tiff, you were there for that, I'm just summarizing.
And when I went with her I got all tortured and Darken tried to break me again (which sucked, fyi) but I just thought about you the whole time while I figured out how to get out of that stupid mess.
So I decided to play like they broke me, which led to a bath
and sexy-healytimes with Berdine and Raina...
and some more bathtime in which I figured out how to escape... it was an epiphany really...
but I was being watched by other, much more uncool and less sexy Mord'Sith...
Berdine and Raina obviously helped out with a plan B
And we ran away and found Zedd... but a Mord'Sith found us too.
Obviously I showed her just who was HBIC.
And we got to the small village where I saw you and Nicci at it like bunnies (did not know you were that flexible by the way)... and then the rest is history obviously..."
And Kahlan was all "oh..."
But Cara was like -serious face- "So... about that flexibility... and no confession thing..."
And Kahlan was like "yay! Sexytimes!":
The End
Confess her in which a dress change happens due to powerful magic.
and she totally starts to come out of it when another dress change happens do to more powerful magic
Cara confesses her undying love for her...
but she totally realizes that while she was Confessed by her own power, she slept with Nicci and has a moment of "omg"
Cara is like, "Don't sweat it. I already know. But I'm glad you were honest with me."
And Kahlan is like
"but how did you know?!"
And Zedd is like "It would be best if you let me narrate" and Cara's like, "Shuddup! Cockblocker!" before she's all: "Well... it goes a little something like this..."
"First my ex showed up and we had a small tiff, you were there for that, I'm just summarizing.
And when I went with her I got all tortured and Darken tried to break me again (which sucked, fyi) but I just thought about you the whole time while I figured out how to get out of that stupid mess.
So I decided to play like they broke me, which led to a bath
and sexy-healytimes with Berdine and Raina...
and some more bathtime in which I figured out how to escape... it was an epiphany really...
but I was being watched by other, much more uncool and less sexy Mord'Sith...
Berdine and Raina obviously helped out with a plan B
And we ran away and found Zedd... but a Mord'Sith found us too.
Obviously I showed her just who was HBIC.
And we got to the small village where I saw you and Nicci at it like bunnies (did not know you were that flexible by the way)... and then the rest is history obviously..."
And Kahlan was all "oh..."
But Cara was like -serious face- "So... about that flexibility... and no confession thing..."
And Kahlan was like "yay! Sexytimes!":
The End