"Can't I just have the vodka and use it to wipe out even the idea of tentacle porn without seeing any?" Daniel asked plaintively.
Oh God. This would be me.
"No, Daniel, it is vitally important that you experience the full horror of how very wrong the internet is. Your brain is still distressingly unwarped. You need to catch up with Mitchell and me."
This would be my friends. Remind me never to mention tentacles around them.
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"Can't I just have the vodka and use it to wipe out even the idea of tentacle porn without seeing any?" Daniel asked plaintively.
Oh God. This would be me.
"No, Daniel, it is vitally important that you experience the full horror of how very wrong the internet is. Your brain is still distressingly unwarped. You need to catch up with Mitchell and me."
This would be my friends. Remind me never to mention tentacles around them.
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::howling::
"I didn't say anything!" he protested.
"You laughed,"
This conversational snippet is heard regularly at my house. Oh, where is my inhaler?
Tentacle porn! Aaaaaah!
(I have a story for you about that; check your e-mail in a second.)
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