But synchronized PMS is awesome! You get to bitch together, and binge eat together, and bond over the pain. Works in this all-girl apartment, at least. (Didn't work so much when were were 7 girls living in the same tent. Then it was just bitchy.)
I'm incredibly relieved that PMS manifests completely differently for akatonbo and I, or I think we'd have ripped each other apart. All of a sudden she'll get argumentative over weird things, and I'm going "What the heck, why do you care if I don't like songfics?" or whatever... then I realize "Oh wait. I'm nauseated and the daylight is too bright for me even though it's overcast. It must be PMS time." and just opt to let her be prickly. ;)
If I got grouchy too... hooboy. We'd probably have split up over whether we favor butter or margarine, or something.
Sarah gets whiny and I get bitchy. We're just really really glad that we only sync up like once a year, or one of us would have killed the other by now.
The effects on me are almost entirely physical. Huge digestive system upsets, migraines, and sometimes cramps too. Whee! ...Which I guess does make me somewhat whiny in the end.
But I also know I'm PMSing when the Final Fantasy crystal theme makes me a little teary-eyed. IT'S MY HAPPY PLACE, DARNIT.
I'm not a lesbian, but I've had roommates and daughters so I answered anyway. I actually find the synchronized PMS amusing and even useful, because there's someone who *understands* and will share chocolate. Also, it's easier to step away from my irrational rage when there's someone to remind me it's the hormones talking.
...but I swing both ways. And it's an all-female apartment. I would say that sharing the shower shelf-space is irking, as Myrrh's cats limit their shoving to her, my PMS doesn't sync well, we keep our underwears well separated, I'm sure I must know some straightboys but happily those I do are either enlightened or don't know I swing that way, and WHY THE HELL MUST SHE SWITCH SHAMPOOS EVERY THREE MONTHS AND LEAVE ME WITH THE LEFTOVERS.
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If I got grouchy too... hooboy. We'd probably have split up over whether we favor butter or margarine, or something.
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But I also know I'm PMSing when the Final Fantasy crystal theme makes me a little teary-eyed. IT'S MY HAPPY PLACE, DARNIT.
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