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op. no. 16 ~ the internet is for porn

Jul 22, 2006 19:16

There are porn sites, and then there are porn sites.

The sites I am referring to are not exactly pornographic in the normal sense of the term. However, they do contain pictures and diagrams of people fucking. So don't say I didn't warn you. Just in case anybody is bored with their sex lives. Or lack thereof.

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drowsy_deer July 23 2006, 14:32:15 UTC

Seriously, Wench, stop cluttering my flist with this filth.

I don't need reminding of certain things.

syncopation July 23 2006, 15:56:48 UTC

Oh buy a fucking clue. I don't tell you what to post, do I, lazy bum.

Sex happens.

drowsy_deer July 23 2006, 15:58:57 UTC

To some.

syncopation July 23 2006, 16:05:27 UTC

So get your own sex. Geez. I mean, what. It's not as if they were discreet about the whole thing.

drowsy_deer July 23 2006, 16:10:32 UTC

No, they weren't, but that doesn't mean I have to fall into that same pattern by peer pressure alone. I'm happy the way I am, and besides, my left hand is ever so handy.

It's easier to deal with than a relationship, that's for damn sure.

syncopation July 23 2006, 16:14:31 UTC

So use your left hand, and when that gets sore, remember that you have a right hand too. And stop your damn whining.

You know, if you want sex without attachments, there are people who are into that. Tch.

drowsy_deer July 23 2006, 16:44:38 UTC

Are you trying---poorly---to hint at something?

syncopation July 23 2006, 16:45:28 UTC

Hinting? There ain't no hint there. Just stating a fact.

drowsy_deer July 23 2006, 16:46:17 UTC

And that fact is?

drowsy_deer July 23 2006, 16:48:37 UTC

Look, I don't have sex with random people. I'm not into that, period. Call me old-fashioned, but it has never once appealed to me.

syncopation July 23 2006, 16:52:52 UTC

Did I ever say, "Go out and sleep with the closest person you can get your hands on?"

No. I said, "There are people who do that."

If you ain't into that kind of thing, I'm not going to force you. Geez. Stop fucking whining and use your damn hands then.

drowsy_deer July 23 2006, 16:56:07 UTC

...let me get this straight. Are you offering?

syncopation July 23 2006, 16:59:03 UTC

Well. Offering hadn't occured to me, but I ain't opposed. Probably.

drowsy_deer July 23 2006, 17:02:39 UTC

I can't believe I'm saying this but my door is unlocked. Mind the cat.

And...you start...whatever it is.

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