Comfort needed

[sylvesterhiss]

I don't know how

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[peggy_2]

Oh, Sylvester, I'm so sorry!

*hugs*

*leaves hankies in the Conspiracy Room*
*covers Leslie's eyes so she doesn't see the bit about the raid can*

[willow_41z]

... whoever's impersonating my cockroach, stop messing with his emotions. :P

Sylvester, I'm pretty sure this is all a misunderstanding. Maybe there's been a miscommunication somehow. Maybe someone is even playing a cruel joke on you... I'll put my ninja skills to work finding out who. Meanwhile think happy thoughts and forget this nonsense about being unlovable. *hugs*

P.S. You even think of going near a can of Raid and I'll tell Sounis about the incident with the old lady and the hat...

[jade_sabre_301]

Oh, Sylvester, I'm so sorry!

I have a giant can of Raid if you need one don't mind that choking sound, it's just Willow trying to end my life.

But I'm sure you can get her back! Look at me and Costis! We had our troubles, but we pulled through okay! :-D

[checkers65477]

Poor, poor giant hissing Madagascar cockroach. It may not help, just now, to hear this, but there are plenty more stink bugs in the compost pile fish in the sea.

[willow_41z]

Stink bugs don't live in compost piles. :P

[checkers65477]

Bad euphemism, then. We'll stick with fish in the sea. and only you would know that.

[aged_crone]

Sylvester! No! Don't think about the Raid! Don't think about the gentle mist that will come hissing softly out of it, enveloping you in a cloud of scented droplets, helping you to forget, easing your anguish and pain...

No, you don't want to think about that.

[peggy_2]

*is reminded once again that Leslie is Evil*

[aged_crone]

*is grieved that Peggy should think so, and at a loss to understand why she thins so*

[aged_crone]

or even *thinks so