You could've had Dumbledore --- You are the living oracle. Nobody ever understands diddly squat of what you are saying, because half of the words you use have been invented by you enyway. Ninety-five percent of the population are proud of thinking of you as barking mad; this is a feat you combine with a questionable dress sense. Oh, and there might be a reason for why you are not yet married: ever though you might be homosexual and have been following the wrong pattern? See?
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I totally can see you as Ron. Let's see... true, loyal, a genius at planning, and family-focused. :) This sounds like you.
But I totally thought I would have been Hermione also.
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You could've had Dumbledore --- You are the living oracle. Nobody ever understands diddly squat of what you are saying, because half of the words you use have been invented by you enyway. Ninety-five percent of the population are proud of thinking of you as barking mad; this is a feat you combine with a questionable dress sense. Oh, and there might be a reason for why you are not yet married: ever though you might be homosexual and have been following the wrong pattern? See?
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