You wonder if it's too late to go graduate high school, since you didnt since you were sneaking out of your house and getting high but not really high, your eyes were just red from... laughing. yeah, laughing.

No really. I hate this song.
PLEASE STOP PLAYING IT, RADIO.

Hey ya know how I've been exhausted lately, yet still waking up at the crack?

I bet staying up till 3 on a worknight will work wonders for my brain. ......... o.O

HAHAHA

Okay so, firewench, is this not the best possible future for me?

http://www.slibe.com/image/74093e76-googlein20years_/

HAHAHHA we're getting a f'ing heatwave up to 60 degrees

WHILE IM AWAY.

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djwolfe is an Evil CuntMonkey.
For example, see:
http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=sydelbow&itemid=49561

Butt Warmers...

If that isn't a great perk for a $40,000 vehicle, I don't know what is.

I circulate so as to be the social butterfly that my mother always hoped I would become....

I am dire need for a supermarket stop.