Jose: "Scary Peanut Chew Guy."

[sydelbow]

I walk into the office and am there not five minutes when Jose, the man the frightens me to no end by stroking my hair and telling me I'm "making him hot," grabs my arm and doesn't let go.

"Sydney..................

Would you like a banana?"

Comments

[wolfeskitchen]

I think you're well past the point of legally-defined sexual harrasment.

Re:

[sydelbow]

I'm not actually "working" here.
And he's puerto rican. He can't help it.

[thedarksyde]

But its her uncles company, you are doomed doomed i say.

Re:

[sydelbow]

I am. It's true.
Doomed.

[inertiastar]

You need to post a scary snapshot of this man.
And yes, I'd be afraid too.
He actually said OUT LOUD that you make him HOT??? AACK!
Run away.... Run away now!!!

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[sydelbow]

Yes.
That was the other day when I wrote you an email about how I was never blowing my hair dry again. Monday. *shiver*

[dramaprincess]

Would you prefer a melon? Or two? ;)

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[sydelbow]

Does it have a Freudian meaning if I really enjoy Honeydo and hate bananas?