You Belong in Greenwich Village


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a.k.a. Further proof of how a B.S. in Neuroscience will get you nowhere.

My brother left me with $40 to pay the pizza guy. For some reason, I thought I had $30 so I asked for six bucks in change for a $20 order. The kid gave the change and drove off without saying a word.

I won't live this one down for a while.

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If I'm not mistaken, I just saw Kel Mitchell in a KFC commercial. Who loves orange soda?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e2aRfqp1sY

a bunch of white people dancing awkwardly to a terrible version of desmond dekker's israelites...pure comedy gold.

...I graduate in less than 12 hours and all my grades STILL haven't been posted yet? Wonderful.

The Philippine name game

I'm totally naming my non-existent kid Viernes.

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