maybe it's because of the fact that i've been awake since 6:30 a.m. but at least i'm amused

[sycophancy]

i have a week and some change to find a tux and buy a gift for this wedding i'm attending down in craplanta. thank goodness for wedding registries, though, because otherwise i'd be that awkward guest who showed up with an envelope filled with hopes and dreams

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[tokyoghoststory]

i wish i was getting married so you'd buy me a gong.