And the award goes to...

[sxegeek]

so yesterday, i reasserted to myself and the immediately surrounding world that i am THE clumsiest human on the planet. as i was walking UP the stairs to get to the training room for the course i was on, i tripped and proceeded to do a full face plant into the concrete wall ahead of me. that little moment of grace yielded, a dent in my forehead,

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[erinmack]

whoa! That's one impressive beehive.

[sxegeek]

thanks. it's hella fun.

[arlaharen_]

Is it all yours?! The hair, I mean.

[sxegeek]

as opposed to the fat:P?! no, i have a rat pinned in as well.

[arlaharen_]

"It" is not the most accurate of descriptions. But I luuurve those bangs!

[sxegeek]

i know; i was just being silly. i got tired of hearing how much everyone preferred the bangs, so i finally caved and got them. i prefer them except for having to do them and maintain them. me = no-maintenance

ps. i know, in response to the email i recently sent you, the first thing i need to do before engaging in either of those pursuits is lose a good chunk of change and i am working on that...it's the rest i'd like to know about so you don't need to figure out how to say, "lose some weight, girl!":P

[tricky_ithaca]

fantastic clumsiness, i applaud you. and freaking hot hair!

[sxegeek]

thanks:)

[fullofstarz]

holy shit dude!!! i don't even recognize you!!! did you secretly lose a ton of weight???

[sxegeek]

not since i posted my halloween photos, but i have lost some since i posted anything else. i've got a looooong way to go still though.

[darylect]

you put a rat in your hair?! rat as in rat?

[sxegeek]

you're joking, right:P?!? a drag queen you will never be! "a rat" is what they call basically a clump of "ratted" hair. i made mine from some of that $2.00 hair stuff you find in the "ethnic" section of walmart beauty which i backcombed to hell and then wrapped in an invisible hairnet. i pinned that mess to my head and worked my hair around it so i didn't have to backcomb my own hair.