If I had a million dollars

[swpbitner]

The events of the past few days have brought me the swift conclusion that I really, really like shakes at arctic circle. I think I've had three in as many days. That's a lot of wafers! Joey and I have given birth to a beautiful bouncing tradition which we have named "Trading Wafers". It's pretty self explanatory so I won't bother explaining,

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Well you don't

[aftonpants]

want some advice on how to get the ladies? if a girl askes for a piece of gum, reach in your pocket and first pull out your $2,025 in a money clip (so she can see that youre rich), then pull out your pixie tickets (so she can see that you like cool music), then pull out a couple guitar picks (so she can see that you are talented)...and thus you create a situation in which the the girls wont be able to resist you!...oh! and dont forget to wear nothing but hollister!