Some days you don't want inspiration

[swords_and_pens]

My Muse came to visit me this morning. It went something like this:

Muse: Hi Doug. How's it going.
Doug: Shitty. I've been banging my head on this scene for days. It keeps dragging on and on, and I need to tighten it up.
M: (pouty) Aww, that sucks.
D: I don't suppose you could lend a hand?
M: Well, I do have...(reaches into a fold of her skimpy toga)..

Comments

[naomikritzer]

Oh, hey, awesome. You clearly got a visit from LYDA'S muse. "No, this is the REAL beginning this time! I PROMISE."

[swords_and_pens]

Yeah, my Muse tried to use that argument, too: "But Lyyyyda does it..." I'm still trying to stave it off. ('Cause it is a pretty rockin' new direction...NO! Back! Back, I say! ;)

Little devil on your shoulder

[elliesam]

But if it's sparkly and fab and inspires new thoughts, would that make the whole book zoom along, making the deadline not a problem?

[rani23]

Hilarity!! :)

[eithni]

Hee. Can't wait to read it... However it starts...

[raist_]

Mmmm.... skimpy togas....