I finally realize why FF12 bugs me.

Aug 16, 2011 05:10

[5:00:12 AM] Bahamut725: Twelve ( Read more... )

shut up sword, aim is a hell of a drug

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linen_tartaruga August 16 2011, 15:26:31 UTC
Hey hey hey now!

There were parts of The Silmarillion that had an actual story.

Also you could TOTALLY do a Guitar Hero type thing with the creation story -- Ainur Hero! "TOTALLY RAD! YOU CREATED THE PERFECT LIFE FORMS! BUT WATCH OUT FOR THAT MELKOR DUDE, HE'S TOTALLY HARSHING YOUR CHORDS! NOT COOL!"

... this would probably be a more successful joke if I'd ever actually played Guitar Hero and knew what the little electronic groupie talked like.

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xyzzysqrl August 16 2011, 15:39:18 UTC
This actually made me want to club you with something a little bit.

Just thought I'd mention.

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swordianmaster August 16 2011, 23:18:14 UTC
[6:13:22 PM] Bahamut725: Only tangentially related, I believe I have discovered that Xyzzy is a Tolkien reader.
[6:14:48 PM] bossgoji: I think it's more dissing on FF12 than that.
[6:15:00 PM] bossgoji: Also: *whap* I agree with him. ^_^
[6:15:02 PM] Bahamut725: Then I need to clarify.
[6:15:06 PM] Bahamut725: I love the hell out of FF12.
[6:15:17 PM] Bahamut725: But the writing... well, let's just say that, much like Vagrant Story before it
[6:15:28 PM] Bahamut725: I needed a flowchart to figure out what the fuck was going on at ANY time.
[6:16:01 PM] bossgoji: ...I never had ANY problems figuring it OR Vagrant Story out.
[6:16:05 PM] Bahamut725: .....
[6:16:11 PM] Bahamut725: are you a wizard

[6:18:00 PM] Bahamut725: Also, the sidequest stuff in 12 was RETARDEDLY grindy.

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swordianmaster August 16 2011, 23:19:09 UTC
[6:18:37 PM] Bahamut725: I should probably clarify there, too. It's not the combat system so much that's stupid.
[6:18:43 PM] Bahamut725: The license board.
[6:18:53 PM] Bahamut725: It's like a sphere grid with added durr.

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feniiku_lumaris August 17 2011, 02:02:23 UTC
oh god 12. I could NOT get into that, I played it for five minutes, tops. My brother managed to tough it out longer but eventually gave up too, it's just... so awkward to understand.

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