1st // Action

[swordboning]

[Welcome to the wonderful world of Shirou. Oh wait, you don't know where that is? Well, you're about to find out and given two great choices on the matter.

A. Behind our first door, over the next few days, Shirou is going into people's unlocked houses and apartments. He doesn't really know anyone so he decides to just be a masked hero and CLEAN

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Action - Takes place after Shirou's adventures

[heroicarturia]

[Rin's jewels helped out for sure, but Saber was still feeling a bit weak in terms of prana. So to save up strength she devoted any time she wasn't researching Luceti through her journal to sleeping and eating. Because Shirou was too busy cleaning and cooking for other people she has to sleep for now.

So he'll find her taking a nap in one of the empty bedrooms, her hair down and wearing her casual clothes. If not-boyfriend comes in he'll likely wake her, since she never was much of a deep sleeper.]

[swordboning]

I dare you to not eat that then.

[heroicarturia]

[What.]

What?

[Are you fucking kidding Shirou that's just mean.]

[swordboning]

Well? Is it true you're only straightforward when it comes to food?

[heroicarturia]

That isn't true at all! [SHIROU SHE DIDN'T HUG YOU BECAUSE OF THE FOOD GOD. You are so lucky she's low on prana or she would be putting on her armor and kicking your ass.]

[swordboning]

[I love you too, Saber]

Let's just eat anyway.

[heroicarturia]

[no you don't you love the tsundere.]

Don't just change the subject, Shirou! [But food does come first. So she begrudgingly goes back to her seat and begins cutting up the steak. NOT-BOYFRIEND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LONG CONVERSATION ABOUT THIS YOU DERP.]

[swordboning]

[mfw i had a pretty bad feeling about this]

[heroicarturia]

[But that's always your face. If you want to run and hide you still have time, since she's still chipping away at that steak and isn't rushing. SHE LIKES HOW IT TASTES IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.]

[swordboning]

[sob he'll eat too and YOU HAD BETTER LIKE IT FOR SHIROU IS THE WIFE AND YOU ARE THE OTHER HUSBAND]

[heroicarturia]

[SHE ALWAYS LOVES YOUR COOKING, NOT-BOYFRIEND-HUSBAND. Yeah still eating, savoring the taste. God why is this game 50% about food it is so ridiculous goddammit Nasu.]

[swordboning]

[yeah I like my food too. feels good man]

[heroicarturia]

[Hey Shirou, when are you going to clean the house you live in, instead of breaking and entering other people's homes :|!

also still eating. gotta pace yourself man.]

[swordboning]

[I thought you were the king of knights not the king of naggers.]

[heroicarturia]

[I'll be the king of whatever the fuck I want to be.

Oh look she's done. Thanks for the meal. Her smile becomes a curt frown. Feeling close to death yet Shirou?]

[swordboning]

[Shirou. Feel close to death. LOL]

...Saber?