1st // Action

[swordboning]

[Welcome to the wonderful world of Shirou. Oh wait, you don't know where that is? Well, you're about to find out and given two great choices on the matter.

A. Behind our first door, over the next few days, Shirou is going into people's unlocked houses and apartments. He doesn't really know anyone so he decides to just be a masked hero and CLEAN

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*The vampire heard you in her apartment, how could she not?

But rather than immediately disposing of the intruder, she opted to wait, watching from a slightly-open door that led into her bedchambers, until she could catch this figure stealing something of hers. (In which case, obliterating him would be perfectly justified).

However, Rachel paused as he started to... clean? No, this had to be some bizarre ritual for theft. She'd let him dig his hole deeper, but. No, he was just cleaning. Her rubbish bin was the only thing he took, and then he returned for more.

What.*

...Just what do you think you are doing in my domicile uninvited?

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[Setting the can to the side.]

Sorry, sorry. I felt it would be a pretty good gift to wake up to. Having everything cleaned, that is. I was hoping not to get caught though.

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*This is odd. This is very odd. He apologized, but he doesn't seem remorseful at all? He doesn't even seem scared of being caught.* And how am I to be sure that this isn't some impossibly flimsy pretext for a low-life to try to steal my valuables?

[swordboning]

I can see how it would look like that but I don't have any bad intentions. Besides, don't most thieves run away? Or, where would someone run to? I guess I'd be more concerned with hiding my identity since there's no real place to hide. That should prove my innocence.

[Action]

[swordboning]

[Just being a HERO. And going on a third time on the floor.

Oh, sorry. I didn't see you there. Hopefully I'm not being a bother.

[Action]

[swordboning]

I'm just doing a little cleaning. I hope you don't mind.

A~

[de_bel_survivor]

[...Why is there a guy cleaning his apartment?]

...Hello?

[swordboning]

[Looking up from his escapades on the kitchen counter]

Hi. Am I disturbing you or anything?

[de_bel_survivor]

Not really? What are you doing?

[Maybe he should remember to locked the door.]

[swordboning]

Doing some cleaning. I figured that whoever was here would appreciate it.

[swordboning]

[Is that so? I hope you don't mind that he's trying to be as quiet as possible while cooking up a surprise dinner for you. Clanking pans is a little hard to hide though.]

[swordboning]

[ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS ARE NOW RUINED. And setting a couple plates out now.]

Oh...sorry if I woke you up. I was hoping to leave this as a surprise and be out of here before then.

Action - Takes place after Shirou's adventures

[heroicarturia]

[Rin's jewels helped out for sure, but Saber was still feeling a bit weak in terms of prana. So to save up strength she devoted any time she wasn't researching Luceti through her journal to sleeping and eating. Because Shirou was too busy cleaning and cooking for other people she has to sleep for now.

So he'll find her taking a nap in one of the empty bedrooms, her hair down and wearing her casual clothes. If not-boyfriend comes in he'll likely wake her, since she never was much of a deep sleeper.]

[swordboning]

[Shirou opens the door quietly, hoping to not be a bother. For a while, he understood Saber as being weak because it was his lack of mana but he doesn't quite know what's the problem now. Still, BEING CAREFUL is how it is. And slipping into the kitchen to make more food since everyone knows about Saber's appetite.]

[heroicarturia]

[She's still asleep, thanks to not-boyfriend's sneak skills. But once he begins cooking she might stir a little from the scent of cooked food.]

[swordboning]

[IT'S STEAK, SABER. STEAAAAAAAK. He decided to go with a western meal today since it's what seemed most available.]