♠04/♥01: Matchmaker, matchmaker...

[sword_boy]

ATTENTION!

deathbutler and I need some help with an epic plan of ours! We want to help supergorgeous over there find his one true love. We have decided this after our long discussion about Dist's unfortnate style choices, that he needed some help

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[basstardchuck]

You're joking, right?

[sword_boy]

No... should I be?

[basstardchuck]

Announcing to the Network you're playing a matchmaker? It's a bit on the ridiculous side.

[sword_boy]

What? I don't know who's a part of the magical population. I need their help to make this plan move forward.

[der_freischuetz]

[Facepalms. Oh, Grell.]

I never would have thought you the type for that. I suppose first impressions can be rather deceiving.

[sword_boy]

Generally I don't like interfering in people's love lives but after see how... mis-fortuned Dist is over this heartache of his, Grell and I decided to act!

[der_freischuetz]

Of course. Though I believe now it's your tone that is dubious, boy. We're even.

[sword_boy]

But nothing should ever get in the way of true love! There's nothing dubious about that!

[notflynn]

I knew it.

[sword_boy]

I know, right? It's so obvious!

[notflynn]

I'm happy for them. Really.

[sword_boy]

That's the problem though... they aren't together yet! We must help them! Through any means necessary! We must make them happy~!

[supergorgeous]

For the LAST TIME, you fools, I HATE HIM, AND YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING..

[sword_boy]

Right. We all can see that fine line between love and hate... and milord continues to doth protest too much.

[supergorgeous]

Do you even know what "doth" means?

[sword_boy]

Doth, also see does. It's an old English choice of words.

[deathbutler]

Proper work is never done- we must locate this dearly hated rival at once.

[sword_boy]

Agreed. I'll start searching the Underground with rapid speed!

[deathbutler]

I'll take overground, then, naturally~

[sword_boy]

Nothing shall stop our search! We shall be victorious!