Comments | swooping_is_bad: I've been feeling immature lately. NSFW

alexiamorana in swooping_is_bad

I've been feeling immature lately. NSFW

Mar 27, 2010 15:01

But can someone PLEASE tell me what is wrong in this picture?
Screenshot under the cut. Happy-tent-time.

We can make this into an "awkward/glitchy/wtf sex moments post" if anyone wishes.

( NSFW )

character: alistair, resources: screencaptures, nsfw

Comments 22

kristeljohns March 27 2010, 19:27:40 UTC

Having just begun modding, I can tell you it's difficult to get good poses with what's available with the toolset, and nearly impossible to get them perfect. Clipping and other glitchy stuff is just insanely rampant. Luchaire did choose a rather unfortunate shot there, I've noticed the missing member as well. But yeah, very difficult. I've spent two days just trying to put a simple snuggle pose together. Ugh.

Also, all the camp lovemaking scenes happen in Morrigan's tent for some reason. That's what you're seeing there.

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I'm a bad person commanderd March 27 2010, 20:13:50 UTC

Oh not again, fumed Morrigan. It seemed as though every other member of the party saw fit to use her tent to engage in their carnal activities. Granted it was entertaining to see the skilled ministrations of someone like Zevran but she almost had to burn her bedroll after seeing the awkward funbles of Alistair in it...

Re: I'm a bad person ashfae March 28 2010, 09:42:43 UTC

*chortles*

Also, oh man I love your icon.

noobianrose March 27 2010, 20:08:33 UTC

Um to answer your first question (lol) it seems his dick is just where it should be . . . namely inside of her. Though his balls look kinda strange and flattened. At least that's how I interpreted the picture . . .

alexiamorana March 27 2010, 20:12:17 UTC

hahah it looks like that at first, but it's actually just not there. There is something going on, but it's not.. up and in. lol

noobianrose March 27 2010, 20:14:57 UTC

You mean my imagination is basically filling in the blanks? Seeing what it wants to see? LOL. That wouldn't surprise me.

. . . I don't know though. I still see diq. Maybe it looks different when you're actually in the scene. *shrugs*

lalaith_raina March 27 2010, 20:12:34 UTC

Seconded. >.> I don't see any missing anatomy. Some deformed bits, and really weird shading/coloring, but... looks right to me.

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alexiamorana March 27 2010, 20:32:32 UTC

Pic's much bigger now for proper inspection.
Well, Alistair just must be HUGE, because I swore that was his arm or something since it doesn't really look properly connected.

Ah well (>_<)

hotohori_chan March 27 2010, 21:07:13 UTC

now we know why he calls it a Lamppost XD

jactinglim March 28 2010, 08:30:12 UTC

you win internets XD

hotohori_chan March 28 2010, 09:58:30 UTC

thank you thank you. I giggled to myself for like half an hour coming up with that.

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nekoi_echizen March 28 2010, 13:04:45 UTC

I s'pose I'm th eonly "pure child here" but I played the game in the xbox, so there are these kind of scene in the pc game?? Really? Because I'm planning to play it and it your answer is positive I'll run to buy it tomorrow (with a new pc to play it).

alexiamorana March 28 2010, 14:12:12 UTC

haha yeah, well you have to install the mods for them to actually get naked. Otherwise they've got ugly underthings and Alistair with his deerskin thong (>_<)

nekoi_echizen March 28 2010, 14:13:32 UTC

May I ask where I can download it? *puppy eyes full of greedy luxury*

alexiamorana March 28 2010, 14:31:25 UTC

http://www.dragonagenexus.com/
It's free to sign up.
Then go to Top 100 and get 'Natural Bodies' and 'Better Sex Cutscenes'. For that latter one, there are three options of how 'steamy' you want the scenes to get. I got 'Zesty' XD

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khazarkhum March 29 2010, 04:38:07 UTC

Go for zesty. They get into some interesting positions. Even so, Alistair remains rather gentlemanly and tender throughout.