Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest: Dragon Age Style

[emynii]

I was going through some funny stuff in my journal and came across a mention of the Bulwer-Lytton Contest. Essentially, this contest is to write the worst opening sentence of a novel possible. It's based on English novelist and playwright Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, who was the author of the much-quoted first line "It was a dark and stormy night

Comments

[lennanightrun]

I LOVE that contest! I look forward to it every time.

[rhia474]

::hug:: You are my hero of the day!!
::runs away to find something suitably Bulwer-Lytton-y in her brainz::

[mondaisenshi]

Aw, hell, bonus points for Sten's category name! XD Monosyllabic conversations FTW... now, time to get back into my 1-sentence mind and write an essay in one sentence! ♥

[jade_sabre_301]

When is all this due?

p.s. loling forever at the Sten Disapproves category. :-D

[emynii]

I was thinking submissions by March 7, but depending on participation I may extend it. I figured as soon as March 8 hits, we'll all be a little busy.