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[swirlyfacetobi]

I've been a good boy lately so I'm rewarding myself with a:

CONFESSION MEME

Comment anonymously or unanonymously with your confessions. HOWEVER!! You must comment with TWO TRUTHS AND ONE LIE. That makes it more fun! PEOPLE CAN GUESS!!

If you do this wrong and ruin my meme, I will kill you. Seriously. Don't do it.

Comments

[oopsdeadclan]

I have a mild taste for dango.

I think about Pein sexually.

I enjoyed my weekend activities.

[ecconcentrical]

The second one is the lie.

[oopsdeadclan]

So sure?

[ecconcentrical]

Yes.

[phantom_lefty]

1) Masa-chan is my favorite senpai.

2) One day, I'm gonna turn pro and dominate the entire tennis circuit. Just watch.

3) I have an ex who keeps sending topless pictures to my cell phone and telling me that "THIS IS WHAT YOU DUMPED, YOU BASTARD!!!" And my mom saw one of them and now I'm grounded from using it. :P

[toroooonnnndou]

#1 better be your lie.

[phantom_lefty]

Why?

[toroooonnnndou]

Because I am your favorite senpai.

[redribbonboy]

I hate ducks.
I'm secretly a radioactive monster.
I have a twin brother.

[slobberymongrel]

...

[redribbonboy]

Care to guess?

[slobberymongrel]

...

No.

[poisonedstrings]

I'm enjoying being human.

I'm satisfied with Deidara as my partner.

I hid poisonous snakes beneath Pein's sheets.

[swirlyfacetobi]

Deidara-senpai is MY partner!

[poisonedstrings]

You either get Zetsu or no one.

[swirlyfacetobi]

...why?

[gekidasadaze]

I like tennis.
I'm actually straight.
I'm a guy.

[borntokickass]

So you're a girl now.

[gekidasadaze]

What?! No! That's not what I meant!

[borntokickass]

Oh. So you were a girl.